Jack July

Fuck you, “Unstoppable”

From the cherubcow review of “Unstoppable”, a full list of the only movie references that mean anything to me:

…the train does not, in fact, fly off the rails like Back to the Future Part III, fight and defeat Godzilla, send all nuclear weapons into the sun, create an unending world peace, fly back to its native galaxy to discover its ancestral past, make a Star Trek cameo, find the ends of the universe, solve the riddles of time and space, and finally set itself ablaze and become our second sun. The train mostly just rides on tracks, and is, as it happens, “stoppable.” :(    …